New car new car new car new car new car new car!

allofthemaking:

Knit Stitches Galore!
http://freeknitstitches.com/knittingtwistedrib.php

I really dig this stitch pattern!

allofthemaking:

Knit Stitches Galore!

http://freeknitstitches.com/knittingtwistedrib.php

I really dig this stitch pattern!

Tumblr time during my 20/10

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

The little hop he does just makes me giggle

(via jeyssika)

Can I rename my blog [peeing intensifies]?

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MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

If you’re alone in the house, who is taking the picture??

(via with-added-emphasis)

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

tmills:

taoistdrunk:

spotted in the bathroom at GP - Sacramento, this is not a joke, i thought about blacking out the phone number but the website seems real real so w h a t e v e r, we live in a hellworld

JACE THE MIND SCULPTOR OF WOMEN. MASTER THE INSULTLIMENT.

Insultliment.

Go fuck yourself, “Jace the Mind Sculptor”.


Well, he’s a sack of something… that you leave on a porch and set on fire.  Fuck that guy.

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

tmills:

taoistdrunk:

spotted in the bathroom at GP - Sacramento, this is not a joke, i thought about blacking out the phone number but the website seems real real so w h a t e v e r, we live in a hellworld

JACE THE MIND SCULPTOR OF WOMEN. MASTER THE INSULTLIMENT.

Insultliment.

Go fuck yourself, “Jace the Mind Sculptor”.

Well, he’s a sack of something… that you leave on a porch and set on fire.

Fuck that guy.

(via robertaljones)

robertaljones:

if taxes paid by churches were specifically earmarked for social programs, it would be an ethical use of their money—if their money doesn’t pay for wars, they should not object to paying it. It would also give them a way to put their church money where their mouth is.

Then pastors couldn’t drive Mercedeses and wear silk suits and tout the effectiveness of their message based on their own personal affluence….

robertaljones:

if taxes paid by churches were specifically earmarked for social programs, it would be an ethical use of their money—if their money doesn’t pay for wars, they should not object to paying it. It would also give them a way to put their church money where their mouth is.

Then pastors couldn’t drive Mercedeses and wear silk suits and tout the effectiveness of their message based on their own personal affluence….

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

(via robertaljones)

missknotty:

My car got hit! :-(

The other driver’s insurance accepted liability and is covering everything, so yay! Still waiting to hear re car assessment.

missknotty:

My car got hit! :-(

The other driver’s insurance accepted liability and is covering everything, so yay! Still waiting to hear re car assessment.

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